From the "I'm sure you've already heard this one" file...

And so the story goes...

It was a terrible year for fishing in the small town and no one was having any luck catching fish. No one except for Zugbug who was bringing in a limit every time he went out on the lake. The local game warden decided he wanted to find out how Zug was managing to catch fish when nobody else could bring in so much as a minnow, so he ask Zug to take him out on his boat. As they paddled out to the center of the lake the warden watched as Zug opened a mysterious compartment under his boat seat and pulled out a stick of dynamite with a precariously short fuse. He handed it to the game warden who protested loudly that it was against the law and probably God, and nature, to fish with explosives. To which Zug lit the fuse on the dynamite (still in the game warden's hand) and said, "Are you going to talk or are you going to fish?"