Monday, October 02, 2006
Smarter than the average bear
Writer Con Chapman has his tongue securely in his cheek when he writes that grizzly bears in Alaska have seen so many yuppie fly fishermen that they have developed a taste for a different kind of BlackBerry.
What ruined Lowe's day of casting on the Chugach River was an attack by a grizzly bear intent on taking his BlackBerry away from him, an increasingly common occurrence as humans push deeper into virgin territory once the exclusive province of birds, bees, and bears.
I can see it now:
To: Boo Boo
Re: Honey Acquisition
Please stop by the hollow tree on your way back to the den.
Sent via Yogi's BlackBerry