
Writer Con Chapman has his tongue securely in his cheek when he writes that grizzly bears in Alaska have seen so many yuppie fly fishermen that they have developed a taste for a different kind of BlackBerry.
What ruined Lowe's day of casting on the Chugach River was an attack by a grizzly bear intent on taking his BlackBerry away from him, an increasingly common occurrence as humans push deeper into virgin territory once the exclusive province of birds, bees, and bears.
I can see it now:
To: Boo Boo
Re: Honey Acquisition
Please stop by the hollow tree on your way back to the den.
Regards,
Yogi
Sent via Yogi's BlackBerry
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