Monday, December 19, 2005

What Not To Do in 2006

As 2005 comes to a close Ron Smith of The Southwest Farm Press reminds us a of few things not to do in 2006:

• Don’t admit to your fishing buddy that you fell into the river. Insist that a large trout dragged you into a deep pool where you sloshed a little water into your waders and that after a 30-minute battle through raging rapids and treacherous eddies you landed the fish and released it quickly to improve its chance of survival.
• Don’t hit your friend with your good fly rod when he insists that, once again, you have fallen into a river.

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