Stay out of the dog house with this free Valentine's Day Gift Idea

Did you fail to obtain a suitable Valentine's Day gift for that special person in your life?  If so, feel free to stay out of the dog house by giving your significant other our downloadable Valentine's Day coupon sheet.   These coupons obligate you, the giver, to several thoughtful and selfless acts of love which anyone should appreciate receiving.

Disclaimer:   Use these at your own risk.  You might be so thoughtful and selfless that you end up alone and owning half of your stuff.  #satire