Six years ago I managed to reel in my best catch ever. Since then she has been circled by 9 foot sharks in the Florida Keys, had face to face encounters with grizzly bears, ridden in teeny tiny float planes, and watched as I spent loads of money and time on a sport she could really care less about. All the while her only complaint has been the lack of restroom facilities. I am a very lucky man to have a trophy wife such as Larissa.