Wednesday, April 01, 2015
Breaking News - Glass is dead
An anonymous rod manufacturer was quick to respond to our request for comment this morning with the following statement: "Obviously glass will be missed. However, it was only matter of time before anglers casting abilities got better and the need for the slower rods gave way to the need to punch tight loops into the wind."
Bamboo also weighed in about his less pretentious brother, "He was a good rod but always wanted to be as prestigious as me. We had a contentious relationship, with him often boasting about only having to have one tip and being able to fish in the rain without warping." He then, strangely, followed his statement by yelling out #GrassIsNotDead. Graphite was not available for comment due to the threat of a severe thunderstorm in the area.
Thus far, all attempts to locate Cameron Mortenson have been unsuccessful.