Business trip + Early flight + (Sultan of Slabs + belly boats) = unexpected fishing trip.
(High Altitude Mountain Reservoir + Belly Boat + angler who normally lives at 741 feet above sea level) + 40 MPH winds = Colorado Cardio Workout.
Anglers - Camera = Negative Fish Porn
Other angler remarking about my travel rod + "old and slow" = Potential for punch in face
Ali + Incidental Ingestion of Lake Water = Green Angler