Friday, October 27, 2006

You might be a redneck...

From the home office in Huntersville, North Carolina: The Friday Non-fishing Item of the week.

Kids can't spend all their time fishing or tying flies for their parents. Sometimes they need to spend time playing with educational toys that can be fun yet informative. The "GR8 TaT2 Maker" from Spinmaster toys accomplishes these lofty goals and much, much more.

"Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects"

Not only will this toy teach them the kind of spelling that will help them get by while they are pounding out license plates from their cell on Riker's Island, it will also teach them a lucrative jail house trade. Invest $14.99 in one of these today and scare your kid right into a college education.

(a virtual bob-O-the head to the Tommy's Table blog, without who we would not have believed this level of redneck zen possible.)

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