Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Way down upon the Suwannee River far far away, a Florida man on a personal watercraft was knocked unconscious when a four foot long sturgeon jumped out of the water and parted him from his jetski. Luckily his girlfriend was able to keep his head above water until help arrived. This holds true to my theory that those jet skiers not only annoy the fishermen. They also annoy the fish!
Speaking of Caviar. We all know to avoid the "Mountain Oysters" but would you consider Appalachian Caviar?