Tuesday, May 23, 2006
New Zealander website stuff.co.nz has a review of the "made for bargain bin at the video store" movie "Frankenfish." The author watches the movie, takes up her pen, and hilarity ensues.
"The fish, which looks like an extremely put-out orange roughy wearing slimy metallic paint to mask some form of acne, starts hopping on to people's shanties and boats and humping itself toward its victims like a seal, making a noise somewhere between a cappuccino machine and a snoring pug. Who knew fish had vocal cords?"