Thursday, December 08, 2005

Advice for Visitors to Arkansas

Some "friendly" advice for first time visitors to Arkansas via and excerpt from Circa Bellum:

That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.

It's called a 'gravel road,' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four wheel drive because I need it... not just to keep up with the neighbors.

Go ahead and bring your $600 Or*is Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for -- bait.

Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazard. It spooks the fish.

Read the whole article here.


genderist said...

I've driven through Arkansas lots of times to get home --- my best advice if you're set on I40 is to drive it at night. The view's a lot better and the traffic's not as bad.

Murdock said...

Yes and never eat at a McDonald's that has a porta-potty in the parking lot. Certainly a bad omen!