Obviously if you put an email address out there on a web site you are going to get junk mail. This nice guy wants me to give him my bank account number so he can put some money in it. If I do what he asks I will get Five million dollars just for helping him out. Wow I will be rich and then I can fish all the time. Except for the week when I have to go to Washington state to pick up my money from Bill Gates for forwarding his email to my friends.
Text of the nice Man's letter will be in the comments to this post if you are are interested. Obviously these things are not what they appear to be but anyone smart enough to fool a trout with some wire and fur and feathers would know that already.
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Here is the text of the email that sparked this post:
Jim Charles
Natwest Bank Ltd
London UK
Dear Friend.
My name is Dr. Jim Charles, I am the credit manager of Natwest Bank Ltd here in the United Kingdom. I am contacting you of a business transfer,of a huge sum of money from a deceased account.
Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one
apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything has been taken care off, and all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.
PROPOSITION;
I am the account officer of a foreigner named Jean Gandesbery and her husband Robert Gandesbery who died in an air crash along with his wife on the January 31 in an Alaska airline Flight 261 with other passengers on board. You can confirm this from the website below which was published by
CNN.WEBSITE.http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/
Since his death, none of his next-of-kin are alive to make claims for this money as his heir, because they all died in the same accident himself and his wife (May their soul rest in peace). We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the
next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.
Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased, as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds (US$18,500,000,00) to be released in your favor as the beneficiary's next of kin.
Because after four years the money will be called back to the bank treasury as unclaimed bills and the money shared amongst the directors of the bank. so it is on this note i decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin/beneficiary to this funds rather
than allow the bank directors to share this money amongst themselves at the end of the year.
It may interest you to know that we have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual
business endeavor by furnishing me with the following information if you are interested.
1.A Beneficiary name.In order for me to prepare the document for transfer of the funds in your name.
2. Direct Telephone and fax numbers.For our personal contact and mutual trust in each other.
I shall be compensating you with (30%)five million five hundred and fifty thousand dollars ($5,550,000,00) on final conclusion of this project for your assistance, while the balance $12,950,000 dollars shall be for me for investment purposes.
Because I intend to retire after the conclusion of this transaction. If this proposal is acceptable by you, please endeavor to contact me immediately. Do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you,
I await your urgent response
Regards,
Jim Charles
Natwest Bank Ltd
London UK
I hope Jim can find someone else to help him out because if I ever meet him I might punch him in the nose!
Here is the next letter I got - it is from the attorney for Kenneth Lay former CEO of Enron. I guess he likes fly fishing too. Promises promises...
Dear Friend,
Good day to you. I may have to trouble your sense of personal achievement and reward for an opportunity properly taken advantage of.
I am Mr. Michael Ramsey, a representative and an attorney to Kenneth Lay, the former chairman & CEO, Enron Corp. Industry: Energy & Natural Resources Home, is presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption and embezzlement of funds while in power,refer to this website;
http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/08/news/newsmakers/lay/.
He deposited Twenty one million U.S ($21,000,000.00) with me when he was in power as the chairman.I am contacting you because I want you to deal with the Finance house and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the Funds belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, shared in these percentages, 60% to me and 40% to you. When I receive your positive response I will let you Know where the Finance houses his and the document's to lay claims to the funds, which is very important. What I need is for you to indicate your interest that you will assist us by receiving the money on my behalf in Europe.
For this, you shall be considered to be the beneficiary to the funds. The project in brief, is that the funds with which we intend to carry out our proposed investments in your country, is presently in the custody of a bank in Europe. I do not want the government of my Country to know about the money because they will believe I got the money from the sales of Enron stock when he was the Chairman of Enron & C.E.O.Once I have your details in full, the finance house will contact you for Release of the funds to your account As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is successfully transferred into your account, I intend to use my own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too you shall also be the overseas manager of all our properties and you will be paid based on a certain percentage agreed on by both parties.
I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me urgently by E-mail:michaelramsey1200@hotmail.com
I am presently in LONDON. Please, provide me the following:
1. Your Full Name
2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number
3. Your Contact Address
4. Occupation.
Best Regards,
Michael Ramsey.
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